The Minnesota Poetry Page

Have you heard about the local losers,
beaten by the Underdog every time?
Have you heard about the local losers?
They're the losers but they still keep on trying.

Sit down, take a look at yourself.
Don't you want to be somebody?
Someday those teams are gonna take a ride.
And with Stanley's Cup, they were not denied!

Have you heard about the local losers?
Beaten by a top-ranked team any time.
Have you heard about the local losers?
They're the losers but they still keep on trying.

Unlucky at sports at least that's what they say.
They lose big games as their fans watch in sad dismay.
They still keep searching though there's nothing left.
Played the game and lost, now they have to face Jack Frost!

Have you heard about the local losers?
Beaten by some twisted odds every time.
Have you heard about the local losers?
They're the losers but they still keep on trying.

"It's okay," they smile and say.
But their losing ways are driving them crazy.
They don't show what goes on in their heads,
But if you watch very close you'll see it all.

Sit down, take a look at yourself.
Don't you want to be somebody?
Someday those teams are gonna take a ride.
To be champions, is a thing of pride.

Have you heard about the Minne-Losers?
Now tell me have you heard about the Minne-Losers?