Dear gnome supporters, i got this email just tonight, 04/16/01. If there be any sympathetic souls in the fair country of england, I implore you yo do what you can to help.

Dear SPRKTHDVL,

Is that a Gnomish name? Be that as it may, our reason for contacting you is that ex-Parish Councillor Julius Blaah is planning an Ideal Gnome Exhibition in Wymsey. This will not go down well with citizens who are famously anti gnomic after the Millennium Gnome debacle.

As a newly independent state, albeit surrounded by the English, we wish avoid the shedding of gnomic blood. At the moment Julius Blaah has been detained under the North & South Disease Regulations after a packet of Spangles were found in his jacket pocket when re-entering Wymsey from England.

The State Council wonder if you would be in a positon to rescue any gnomes that found their way into Wymsey. We will assume that you can as that is what you do and annouce the fact in the up-coming edition of the Wymsey Chronicle. This may well help prevent the shedding of blood as most citizens are at bottom lazy.

Yours,

Wymsey.

All governmental enquiries should be directed to diplomat@wymsey.co.uk

NoNomesNohow - the party that performs.

Wymsey Village Web The nick on the cutting edge of rural parody. http://www.wymsey.co.uk/